Vallarta Living | Restaurants
|bite me! beach club|
"...yummy food, great drinks and a touch of attitude"
Since April 2009 bite me! beach club, the new kid on the block, has been serving up yummy food, great drinks and a touch of attitude to the delight of many guests. Conveniently located on the most popular beach in Puerto Vallarta, Playa Los Muertos, bite me! beach club is open to all and we enjoy our diverse clientele.
New Look, New Menu, New Attitude is the approach we are taking to offer a comfortably upscale beach destination for Puerto Vallarta visitors and residents alike.
New Look: Comfy loungers and chairs grace the beach and offer plenty of seating for parties large or small. With many places to sit, see and be seen, we also offer our open air terrace or our comfy air conditioned lounge overlooking Banderas Bay.
New Menu: Great breakfasts include Eggs Benedict, Pacifico, and Florentine, Build your own Omelettes and yummy French Toast. Lunch runs the gamut from Peruvian Ceviche, delicious salads, faboo Quiche (even real men will enjoy), and innovative sandwiches.
New Attitude: It's all about you and we will make every effort to ensure your time with us is comfortable and fun. But don't forget our rule... "If you have nice things to say let me know. If you are going to talk trash, either get out or sit next to me."
As one of Puerto Vallarta's favorite entertainment venues, there's always something going on at bite me! beach club - Karaoke on Tuesdays, professional Wine Tasting every other Wednesday, and Latin Dance lessons on Fridays.
Arranging a party for 10 to 100? Let us take care of all the details to make your event a memorable one.
Located at Calle Malecon #167 on Puerto Vallarta's famous Los Muertos Beach (beside Hotel Tropicana), bite me! beach club is open daily from 8:30 am to 6:30 pm. Events are held from 6 pm to 8 pm. Credit Cards Accepted. For more information, visit BiteMeBeachClub.com, call (322) 223-1521 ext 234, or send an email to Club Director Grant Hunermund at grant(at)bitemebeachclub.com.
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Kim Kuzma Returns to Bite Me! Beach Club
Every night's a party when Kim Kuzma comes to Puerto Vallarta. The sexy girl next door with the big voice who belts out everything from R&B standards to her own beat-driven dance tunes will be returning to bite me! beach club every Monday and Saturday from March 1 to April 3 at 6 pm.
The Fabulous QuesaDivas at bite me!
The Fabulous QuesaDivas — Vallarta’s all-female vocal ensemble - will open a lively new show, 'Blast from the Past' on March 4th, running for seven performances only through March 14th, at bite me! Beach Club, located at #167 Calle Malecón on Puerto Vallarta's famous Los Muertos Beach.
Super Bowl Party at bite me! Beach Club
Just because you're not a football fan doesn't mean you can't have a great time on Super Bowl Sunday. Whether you're a die-hard sports fan or just looking for a great place to party, join in the fun at bite me! Beach Club on February 7th for a Superbowl Party like no other in Puerto Vallarta!
Welcome Addition to Vallarta Dance Scene
Dancers are ecstatic to have found Ziggy Alcaraz Mejia, the new Latin dance instructor currently wowing students at Bite Me! Beach Club every Friday from 6:30–8:30 pm. He has a special talent for demonstrating a dance in a way that students pick it up quickly and easily.
Award-Winning Singer Kim Kuzma Performs until January 16 at Bite-Me!
What a party! Kim Kuzma displays her extensive vocal range with a big voice and sassy personality that makes her quite a dynamic performer at bite-me! Beach Club on the outside. She sings there until January 16, on Monday and Saturday from 6:00 - 8:00 pm.
Ongoing Events at bite me! Beach Club
There's always something fun going on at bite me! beach club on Puerto Vallarta's famous Los Muertos Beach. Among the ongoing events that you won't want to miss are: Karaoke on Tuesdays, Wine Tastings every other Wednesday and Latin Dance Lessons on Fridays.
Kim Kuzma Live at bite me! beach club
Every night's a party when Kim Kuzma comes to Puerto Vallarta! The sexy girl next door with the big voice who belts out everything from R&B standards to her own beat-driven dance tunes will be playing at bite me! beach club on November 30th from 6-8 pm and every Monday and Saturday in December.